Your mother and I watched some terrible movies together

Observation 1: It's Spring Break and I don't have a job.

Observation 2: I have nothing to do for the rest of the month and almost none of my friends are in town.

Observation 3: My roommate has a massive stack of bad movies he got for free that aren't doing anything.

Conclusion: I will watch all of the movies and review each on this blog.

Here is a list:
The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe (2003, starring Pierre Richard)
Animal 2 (2007, starring Ving Rhames)
Attack Force (2006, starring Steven Segal)
Bandidas (2006, starring Penelope Cruz)
Big Nothing (2006, starring David Schwimmer)
The Breed (2005, starring Michelle Rodriguez)
Cherry Crush (2007, starring Julie Gonzalo)
Color of the Cross (2006, starring Jean Claude Lemarre)
The Condemned (2007, starring Stone Cold Steve Austin)
The Contractor (2007, starring Wesley Snipes)
Death of a President (2006)
Delta Farce (2006, starring Larry the Cable Guy)
The Detonator (2006, starring Wesley Snipes)
DOA: Dead or Alive (2006, starring Jamie Pressly)
Even Money (2005, starring Forrest Whittaker)
The Ex (2007, starring Zach Braff)
Half Past Dead 2 (2007, starring Bill Goldberg)
I am David (2003, starring Jim Caviezel)
Idiocracy (2006, starring Luke Wilson)
Kickin' it Old School (2007, starring Jamie Kennedy)
Kovak Box (2006, starring Timothy Hutton)
Melinda and Melinda (2005, starring Radha Mitchell)
Mrs. Henderson (2006, starring Dame Judy Dench)
National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2004, starring Paris Hilton)
National Lampoon's Pucked (2006, starring John Bon Jovi)
Oh in Ohio (2006, starring Parker Posey)
Recon 2020 (2006, starring Anderson Bradshaw)
Red Line (2007, starring Nathan Phillips)
Rigoletto (2005, starring Giuseppe Verdi)
Ringu (2003, starring Nanako Matsushima)
Roaring Dragon, Bluffing Tiger (2003, starring Anthony Wong)
The Searchers (1956, starring John Wayne)
Second in Command (2006, starring Jean Claude Van Damme)
Shadow Man (2006, starring Steven Segal)
Standing Still (2007, starring James van der Beek)
The TV Set (2007, starring David Duchovny)
Until Death (2007, starring Jean Claude van Damme)
The White Countess (2005, starring Ralph Fiennes)
Who Made the Potatoe Salad (2006, starring Jaleel White)
Winter Passing (2006, starring Will Ferrell)
You Kill Me (2007, starring Ben Kingsley)


That's 41 movies over the next seven days. I don't believe I can do it, I will say that right now. I have already seen, in preliminary research and the like, both National Lampoons, Ringu, Idiocracy, and The Condemned, which means I have 36 movies to see. That's roughly five a day. I'll try my best. I'll probably die.