Alaska>Hawaii

There are many, often overlooked reasons why Alaska is better than Hawaii. So, I will now present three, lets say, "different," points on why Alaska is better than Hawaii. Prepare to be convinced.

Fishing

Can you catch an Alaskan King Salmon in Hawaii? No.

Alaska 1 - Hawaii 0


Indigenous Peoples: Or, Eskimos vs. "The Others"

Considering Eskimos (to my knowledge) do not hold the people of Alaska hostage, nor do they have a central spectral/Ethereal leader named Jacob, there is only one logical choice here.*

Alaska 2 - Hawaii 0


Size

Lets just be honest Hawaii. You do not have a case of micro-penis,** Alaska is just hung like, Alaska.

Alaska 3 - Hawaii 0

Bonus Round!

Whichever state can correctly submit to me by August of this year the correct amount of annual rainfall(in.) in New Hampshire will be awarded 3 points.

I am eagerly waiting for your responses...






*According to Lost

**Actual medical condition. Seriously.