Facts and Falsehoods about 10-22-2008 or "the cool side of finding out you've always been deformed"

Facts about yesterday

• it is evidently abnormal when, in a normal standing position, the direction your feet point in is 45 degrees outward from the direction your knees point in.
• It is also evidently abnormal when, in a normal standing position, your knees do not touch.
• This had never occurred to me.
• Therefore, I have deformed legs
• Therefore, I have to spend the rest of my life icing my knees for twenty minutes each night, performing special stretches, and wearing orthopedic inserts in my shoes.
• Therefore, I was a little bit bummed
• But at the same time, it explains a lot.

Falsehoods about yesterday

• Cold
• Shorts would have been a bad choice
• South Park is still funny
• South Park has been consistently funny for the last eight years
• My roommates hate South Park and would not watch the same new episode twice in a day
• Life is better now that my iPod headphones are broken
• People who already have their own cigarettes are the last people to ask you for one