Facts and falsehoods about Halloween weekend

Facts

• I visited Corvallis, Ore.
• Corvallis, Ore., is a nice town
• But, I wouldn't want to live there
• I partied with the second worst person in all of Oregon
  
• (after Bill Sizemore)
• Is Bill Sizemore Shaun Sizemore's uncle?
• ??
• The truck stop in Coburg, Ore., is one of my favorite places
• There, you can buy a gun
• Or a sword
• They also have restrooms
• and phones at every table
• They love the Ducks
• I love the Ducks less
• A party with free beer = Christina's toilet getting plugged
• Nobody knows who Tom Joad is
• My favorite experience: stumbling to Mike and Glen's house at three in the morning dead drunk while listening to "Pyramid Song" by Radiohead and smoking a Marb. 27. It was a misty, spooky night and it felt like the apocalypse. It turned out that the soccer match I was going there to watch was a rerun. I didn't leave their couch until two the next afternoon.
  

Falsehoods

• The homeless have their own cigarettes
• I did a lot of coursework
• Spending eleven hours straight on a friend's couch is good for your back.
• I'm happy with the way my life is going
• Those three guys who got hospitalized weren't starting anything
• That sounds ominous, don't it.