Truths and falsehoods about October 21, 2008

True facts about today:
+My boss seemed genuinely afraid that I would hate Mexicans. Strangely, he also seemed genuinely afraid I was an illegal immigrant.
+My editor was really certain he loved Cookin' With Coolio, which I told him about. He was somewhat less certain about what article I should write.
+This song is very underrated.
+This soccer team is very overrated. Especially this man.
+As a Polish American, Scottish American, and Catholic American (sorta), that hurt to say.
+I can already tell I'll hate my new job.
+That's a good thing.
+Shorts were a bad choice.

Falsehoods about today:
+My roommates are awake.
+My roommates have left their rooms.
+The mail has come.
+I don't need another cigarette.
+I'm pretty glad my writing partner Jake is in Spain so I don't have to see his bizarrely hairy nose around here, especially on his birthday.