Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Case of Chlamydia. Oh, and how your mother was involved. Kinda.

Welcome back to GAoDWYM. True, i have not posted in awhile, but its also true i was visiting the great state of Maine. Now, i know most of you are now thinking, "Maine, great???" First, you are obviously ignorant of the greatness of this state because you are using 3 question marks to phrase your thoughts. Yep, 3 question marks = you have no opinion on the subject matter. Now your next thought is, "I can always have an opinion." No you can not. That is what is great about Maine, scat gnats (tm E&J '07) like you reading don't have opinions in Maine, and its not communism either, because we are in the U.S.A. Deal with it.

Second, which you probably guessed, is that if you don't like Maine, fuck you.

So lets talk about what has transpired while i was out on hiatus.

The current itunes top 10 most downloaded songs is very unimpressive-except that it is impressive that sean kingston is #1, because he is horrible. Plain White Tee's must really be terrible to let him have the number one slot. Lucky the Ealges didn't release an album, because it would tragically be on top with competition like this.

SPOILER ALERT
for those of you who have not yet read the last harry potter book, i'm going to spoil the ending for you, although it may not be quite what you expected. Harry goes off on his quest to destroy the dark wizard Voldemort, only he gets caught up in the middle between wanting to destroy evil forever, for eva ever, for eva eva. He decides to take a short stop at the burrow, where he proceeds to knock-up Ginny. Twice. She then has his two babies a week later (some mind blowing wizard shit), and he goes back and does it again, only this time with a strange muggle in london. Guess who? Thats right your mother meets the famous Harry Potter while she was on a trip in london, and gives Harry a curse of a different kind. Unfortunately, wizards arn't any further along with curing STI's, and Harry dies of a cold before he ever gets to confront Vodemort. However, the dark wizard visits Harry's dead body in the morgue-and lets just say six to ten months later he is in the same spot. Dumbledore then comes out of hiding to find both dead. He is so disgusted he stops using magic, and becomes what he was destined to be, a pimp. So basically your mom killed Harry Potter.